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-<head>
-<title>Moby Dick - Chapter 1. Loomings</title>
-</head>
-<body>
- <h1>Moby Dick</h1>
- <h2>Chapter 1. Loomings</h2>
- <p>
- Call me Ishmael. <span>Some <span>years</span></span> ago—never mind how
- long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular
- to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the
- watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and
- regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the
- mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find
- myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the
- rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an
- upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me
- from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking
- people's hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I
- can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical
- flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship.
- There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in
- their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings
- towards the ocean with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by wharves
- as Indian isles by coral reefs—commerce surrounds it with her surf.
- Right and left, the streets take you waterward. Its extreme downtown is
- the battery, where that noble mole is washed by waves, and cooled by
- breezes, which a few hours previous were out of sight of land. Look at the
- crowds of water-gazers there.
- </p>
- <p>
- Circumambulate the city of a dreamy Sabbath afternoon. Go from Corlears
- Hook to Coenties Slip, and from thence, by Whitehall, northward. What do
- you see?—Posted like silent sentinels all around the town, stand
- thousands upon thousands of mortal men fixed in ocean reveries. Some
- leaning against the spiles; some seated upon the pier-heads; some looking
- over the bulwarks of ships from China; some high aloft in the rigging, as
- if striving to get a still better seaward peep. But these are all
- landsmen; of week days pent up in lath and plaster—tied to counters,
- nailed to benches, clinched to desks. How then is this? Are the green
- fields gone? What do they here?
- </p>
- <p>
- But look! here come more crowds, pacing straight for the water, and
- seemingly bound for a dive. Strange! Nothing will content them but the
- extremest limit of the land; loitering under the shady lee of yonder
- warehouses will not suffice. No. They must get just as nigh the water as
- they possibly can without falling in. And there they stand—miles of
- them—leagues. Inlanders all, they come from lanes and alleys,
- streets and avenues—north, east, south, and west. Yet here they all
- unite. Tell me, does the magnetic virtue of the needles of the compasses
- of all those ships attract them thither?
- </p>
- <p>
- Once more. Say you are in the country; in some high land of lakes. Take
- almost any path you please, and ten to one it carries you down in a dale,
- and leaves you there by a pool in the stream. There is magic in it. Let
- the most absent-minded of men be plunged in his deepest reveries—stand
- that man on his legs, set his feet a-going, and he will infallibly lead
- you to water, if water there be in all that region. Should you ever be
- athirst in the great American desert, try this experiment, if your caravan
- happen to be supplied with a metaphysical professor. Yes, as every one
- knows, meditation and water are wedded for ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- But here is an artist. He desires to paint you the dreamiest, shadiest,
- quietest, most enchanting bit of romantic landscape in all the valley of
- the Saco. What is the chief element he employs? There stand his trees,
- each with a hollow trunk, as if a hermit and a crucifix were within; and
- here sleeps his meadow, and there sleep his cattle; and up from yonder
- cottage goes a sleepy smoke. Deep into distant woodlands winds a mazy way,
- reaching to overlapping spurs of mountains bathed in their hill-side blue.
- But though the picture lies thus tranced, and though this pine-tree shakes
- down its sighs like leaves upon this shepherd's head, yet all were vain,
- unless the shepherd's eye were fixed upon the magic stream before him. Go
- visit the Prairies in June, when for scores on scores of miles you wade
- knee-deep among Tiger-lilies—what is the one charm wanting?—Water—there
- is not a drop of water there! Were Niagara but a cataract of sand, would
- you travel your thousand miles to see it? Why did the poor poet of
- Tennessee, upon suddenly receiving two handfuls of silver, deliberate
- whether to buy him a coat, which he sadly needed, or invest his money in a
- pedestrian trip to Rockaway Beach? Why is almost every robust healthy boy
- with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to
- sea? Why upon your first voyage as a passenger, did you yourself feel such
- a mystical vibration, when first told that you and your ship were now out
- of sight of land? Why did the old Persians hold the sea holy? Why did the
- Greeks give it a separate deity, and own brother of Jove? Surely all this
- is not without meaning. And still deeper the meaning of that story of
- Narcissus, who because he could not grasp the tormenting, mild image he
- saw in the fountain, plunged into it and was drowned. But that same image,
- we ourselves see in all rivers and oceans. It is the image of the
- ungraspable phantom of life; and this is the key to it all.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, when I say that I am in the habit of going to sea whenever I begin to
- grow hazy about the eyes, and begin to be over conscious of my lungs, I do
- not mean to have it inferred that I ever go to sea as a passenger. For to
- go as a passenger you must needs have a purse, and a purse is but a rag
- unless you have something in it. Besides, passengers get sea-sick—grow
- quarrelsome—don't sleep of nights—do not enjoy themselves
- much, as a general thing;—no, I never go as a passenger; nor, though
- I am something of a salt, do I ever go to sea as a Commodore, or a
- Captain, or a Cook. I abandon the glory and distinction of such offices to
- those who like them. For my part, I abominate all honourable respectable
- toils, trials, and tribulations of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as
- much as I can do to take care of myself, without taking care of ships,
- barques, brigs, schooners, and what not. And as for going as cook,—though
- I confess there is considerable glory in that, a cook being a sort of
- officer on ship-board—yet, somehow, I never fancied broiling fowls;—though
- once broiled, judiciously buttered, and judgmatically salted and peppered,
- there is no one who will speak more respectfully, not to say
- reverentially, of a broiled fowl than I will. It is out of the idolatrous
- dotings of the old Egyptians upon broiled ibis and roasted river horse,
- that you see the mummies of those creatures in their huge bake-houses the
- pyramids.
- </p>
- <p>
- No, when I go to sea, I go as a simple sailor, right before the mast,
- plumb down into the forecastle, aloft there to the royal mast-head. True,
- they rather order me about some, and make me jump from spar to spar, like
- a grasshopper in a May meadow. And at first, this sort of thing is
- unpleasant enough. It touches one's sense of honour, particularly if you
- come of an old established family in the land, the Van Rensselaers, or
- Randolphs, or Hardicanutes. And more than all, if just previous to putting
- your hand into the tar-pot, you have been lording it as a country
- schoolmaster, making the tallest boys stand in awe of you. The transition
- is a keen one, I assure you, from a schoolmaster to a sailor, and requires
- a strong decoction of Seneca and the Stoics to enable you to grin and bear
- it. But even this wears off in time.
- </p>
- <p>
- What of it, if some old hunks of a sea-captain orders me to get a broom
- and sweep down the decks? What does that indignity amount to, weighed, I
- mean, in the scales of the New Testament? Do you think the archangel
- Gabriel thinks anything the less of me, because I promptly and
- respectfully obey that old hunks in that particular instance? Who ain't a
- slave? Tell me that. Well, then, however the old sea-captains may order me
- about—however they may thump and punch me about, I have the
- satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one
- way or other served in much the same way—either in a physical or
- metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed
- round, and all hands should rub each other's shoulder-blades, and be
- content.
- </p>
- <p>
- Again, I always go to sea as a sailor, because they make a point of paying
- me for my trouble, whereas they never pay passengers a single penny that I
- ever heard of. On the contrary, passengers themselves must pay. And there
- is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid. The act
- of paying is perhaps the most uncomfortable infliction that the two
- orchard thieves entailed upon us. But <i>being paid</i>,—what will compare
- with it? The urbane activity with which a man receives money is really
- marvellous, considering that we so earnestly believe money to be the root
- of all earthly ills, and that on no account can a monied man enter heaven.
- Ah! how cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!
- </p>
- <p>
- Finally, I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise
- and pure air of the fore-castle deck. For as in this world, head winds are
- far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate
- the Pythagorean maxim), so for the most part the Commodore on the
- quarter-deck gets his atmosphere at second hand from the sailors on the
- forecastle. He thinks he breathes it first; but not so. In much the same
- way do the commonalty lead their leaders in many other things, at the same
- time that the leaders little suspect it. But wherefore it was that after
- having repeatedly smelt the sea as a merchant sailor, I should now take it
- into my head to go on a whaling voyage; this the invisible police officer
- of the Fates, who has the constant surveillance of me, and secretly dogs
- me, and influences me in some unaccountable way—he can better answer
- than any one else. And, doubtless, my going on this whaling voyage, formed
- part of the grand programme of Providence that was drawn up a long time
- ago. It came in as a sort of brief interlude and solo between more
- extensive performances. I take it that this part of the bill must have run
- something like this:
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>Grand Contested Election for the Presidency of the United States.</i>
- "WHALING VOYAGE BY ONE ISHMAEL. "BLOODY BATTLE IN AFFGHANISTAN."
- </p>
- <p>
- Though I cannot tell why it was exactly that those stage managers, the
- Fates, put me down for this shabby part of a whaling voyage, when others
- were set down for magnificent parts in high tragedies, and short and easy
- parts in genteel comedies, and jolly parts in farces—though I cannot
- tell why this was exactly; yet, now that I recall all the circumstances, I
- think I can see a little into the springs and motives which being
- cunningly presented to me under various disguises, induced me to set about
- performing the part I did, besides cajoling me into the delusion that it
- was a choice resulting from my own unbiased freewill and discriminating
- judgment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Chief among these motives was the overwhelming idea of the great whale
- himself. Such a portentous and mysterious monster roused all my curiosity.
- Then the wild and distant seas where he rolled his island bulk; the
- undeliverable, nameless perils of the whale; these, with all the attending
- marvels of a thousand Patagonian sights and sounds, helped to sway me to
- my wish. With other men, perhaps, such things would not have been
- inducements; but as for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for
- things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous
- coasts. Not ignoring what is good, I am quick to perceive a horror, and
- could still be social with it—would they let me—since it is
- but well to be on friendly terms with all the inmates of the place one
- lodges in.
- </p>
- <p>
- By reason of these things, then, the whaling voyage was welcome; the great
- flood-gates of the wonder-world swung open, and in the wild conceits that
- swayed me to my purpose, two and two there floated into my inmost soul,
- endless processions of the whale, and, mid most of them all, one grand
- hooded phantom, like a snow hill in the air.
- </p>
-</body>
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